Bring a little sweet-but-savage energy to your kitchen. This funny tea towel features pastel “conversation heart” candies with snarky sayings like “HAHAHA NO,” “JUST NO,” “NEVER EVER,” “GO AWAY,” and “THANK YOU, NEXT.” It’s the perfect anti-Valentine kitchen accessory for anyone who loves cute aesthetics… with a side of attitude. Perfect for Valentine’s Day kitchen decor (with a sarcastic twist) Galentine’s Day gifts for your funniest friends Hostess gifts for parties, brunch, and girls’ nights Singles season, “not today” moods, and anyone who collects funny dish towels Product highlights All-over print with pastel candy hearts + red heart confetti A playful, modern look for kitchens, coffee bars, and baking stations Makes a hilarious, inexpensive Valentine gift idea that’s still actually usable Product features - Hemmed edges for added durability and a clean finish - Vibrant, crisp colors using DTG (cotton) or sublimation (polyester) - Two material options: absorbent cotton twill or durable polyester - One-sided print on a lightweight 18" × 30" towel - Machine-friendly, finished size that stays colorful over time Care instructions - Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F), gentle cycle, mild detergent - Do not bleach - Tumble dry: low heat