{"product_id":"eat-a-dick-pam-serving-platter","title":"Eat a Dick, Pam Serving Platter | Shrinking Inspired Gift | Funny Floral Hostess Tray","description":"\u003cp data-start=\"753\" data-end=\"775\"\u003eIf you know, you know.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"777\" data-end=\"950\"\u003eInspired by one of Shrinking's most unforgettable one-liners, this floral serving platter combines beautiful watercolor blooms with the quote that made fans laugh out loud:\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"952\" data-end=\"974\"\u003e\u003cstrong data-start=\"952\" data-end=\"974\"\u003e\"Eat a Dick, Pam.\"\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"976\" data-end=\"1164\"\u003eWhether displayed in your kitchen, used for charcuterie boards, or brought out for girls' night, this platter is guaranteed to spark conversations and earn knowing smiles from fellow fans.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"1166\" data-end=\"1226\"\u003eBeautiful enough for display.\u003cbr\u003eFunny enough for everyday use.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"p1\"\u003eWe offer a wide range of personalized and exclusive designs perfect for any event or occasion! If you're looking for something specific, feel free to message me. Custom \u0026amp; Bulk orders are welcome!\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"p2\"\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"p1\"\u003eDETAILS:\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"p1\"\u003e➤ Designs are professionally printed using high quality non-toxic inks\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"p1\"\u003e➤ Platter measures 10\"x14\"\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"p1\"\u003e➤ Made from Medical Grade Polymer\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"p1\"\u003e➤ Microwave, Freezer, Oven \u0026amp; Dishwasher Safe\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"p1\"\u003e➤ FDA-compliant for food contact\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"p1\"\u003e➤ Made in the USA\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"p1\"\u003e➤ BPA-free (no melamine or formaldehyde)\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"p2\"\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"p2\"\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"p1\"\u003eSHIPPING:\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"p1\"\u003e➤ Fast Shipping! Orders typically ship within 5 business days. ** Ship date may be extended during Holidays \u0026amp; busier times. **\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"p1\"\u003e➤ You will receive a tracking number once your package has been shipped.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"p2\"\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"p1\"\u003e**PLEASE NOTE:\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"p1\"\u003e- Colors on your screen may appear slightly different in print (due to different screen monitor calibrations)\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"p1\"\u003e- Each item is made to order, so NO returns or exchanges accepted\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"p1\"\u003e- NOT ceramic or glass\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"p2\"\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"p1\"\u003eConnect with us on Instagram and Facebook for exclusive discounts and new product launches!\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"p1\"\u003e\u003cspan class=\"s1\"\u003e\u003ca href=\"https:\/\/www.instagram.com\/thehydrangeahousecollection\/\"\u003ehttps:\/\/www.instagram.com\/thehydrangeahousecollection\/\u003c\/a\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"p2\"\u003e\u003cspan class=\"s1\"\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"p1\"\u003e\u003cspan class=\"s1\"\u003e\u003ca href=\"https:\/\/www.facebook.com\/TheHydrangeaHouseCollection\"\u003ehttps:\/\/www.facebook.com\/TheHydrangeaHouseCollection\u003c\/a\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"p2\"\u003e\u003cspan class=\"s1\"\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"p1\"\u003e🇺🇸 Printed and Manufactured in USA — All of our plates are printed and shipped from the United States ❤️\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"p3\"\u003e\u003cb\u003eWant 20% off? Join my mailing list for exclusive product releases and flash sales. Enter link: \u003c\/b\u003e\u003ca href=\"Https:\/\/thepreppyestatecollective\/com\/VIP\"\u003e\u003cb\u003eHttps:\/\/thepreppyestatecollective\/com\/VIP\u003c\/b\u003e\u003c\/a\u003e\u003cb\u003e and receive your promo code today! \u003c\/b\u003e\u003cspan class=\"s2\"\u003e🤍\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"teelaunch","offers":[{"title":"Default Title","offer_id":47619376906430,"sku":"9727","price":50.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0738\/7883\/1294\/files\/eat_dick.png?v=1781303835","url":"https:\/\/thepreppyestatecollective.com\/products\/eat-a-dick-pam-serving-platter","provider":"The Hydrangea House","version":"1.0","type":"link"}