{"product_id":"dont-be-a-dick-funny-lemon-serving-platter","title":"Don't Be a Dick Funny Lemon Serving Platter | Sarcastic Kitchen Decor | Snarky Hostess Gift | Citrus Home Decor","description":"\u003cp data-start=\"216\" data-end=\"261\"\u003eFresh lemons. Bright colors. Timeless advice.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"263\" data-end=\"377\"\u003eThis hilarious serving platter features a vibrant watercolor lemon design surrounding the straightforward message:\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"379\" data-end=\"401\"\u003e\u003cstrong data-start=\"379\" data-end=\"401\"\u003e\"Don't Be a Dick.\"\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"403\" data-end=\"652\"\u003eWhether you're hosting brunch, serving appetizers, or decorating your kitchen, this platter delivers equal parts charm and sarcasm. It's the perfect gift for someone who appreciates beautiful home decor and an unapologetically honest sense of humor.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"p1\"\u003eWe offer a wide range of personalized and exclusive designs perfect for any event or occasion! If you're looking for something specific, feel free to message me. Custom \u0026amp; Bulk orders are welcome!\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"p2\"\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"p1\"\u003eDETAILS:\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"p1\"\u003e➤ Designs are professionally printed using high quality non-toxic inks\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"p1\"\u003e➤ Platter measures 10\"x14\"\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"p1\"\u003e➤ Made from Medical Grade Polymer\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"p1\"\u003e➤ Microwave, Freezer, Oven \u0026amp; Dishwasher Safe\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"p1\"\u003e➤ FDA-compliant for food contact\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"p1\"\u003e➤ Made in the USA\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"p1\"\u003e➤ BPA-free (no melamine or formaldehyde)\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"p2\"\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"p2\"\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"p1\"\u003eSHIPPING:\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"p1\"\u003e➤ Fast Shipping! Orders typically ship within 5 business days. ** Ship date may be extended during Holidays \u0026amp; busier times. **\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"p1\"\u003e➤ You will receive a tracking number once your package has been shipped.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"p2\"\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"p1\"\u003e**PLEASE NOTE:\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"p1\"\u003e- Colors on your screen may appear slightly different in print (due to different screen monitor calibrations)\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"p1\"\u003e- Each item is made to order, so NO returns or exchanges accepted\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"p1\"\u003e- NOT ceramic or glass\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"p2\"\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"p1\"\u003eConnect with us on Instagram and Facebook for exclusive discounts and new product launches!\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"p1\"\u003e\u003cspan class=\"s1\"\u003e\u003ca href=\"https:\/\/www.instagram.com\/thehydrangeahousecollection\/\"\u003ehttps:\/\/www.instagram.com\/thehydrangeahousecollection\/\u003c\/a\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"p2\"\u003e\u003cspan class=\"s1\"\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"p1\"\u003e\u003cspan class=\"s1\"\u003e\u003ca href=\"https:\/\/www.facebook.com\/TheHydrangeaHouseCollection\"\u003ehttps:\/\/www.facebook.com\/TheHydrangeaHouseCollection\u003c\/a\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"p2\"\u003e\u003cspan class=\"s1\"\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"p1\"\u003e🇺🇸 Printed and Manufactured in USA — All of our plates are printed and shipped from the United States ❤️\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"p1\"\u003e \u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"p3\"\u003e\u003cb\u003eWant 20% off? Join my mailing list for exclusive product releases and flash sales. Enter link: \u003c\/b\u003e\u003ca href=\"Https:\/\/thepreppyestatecollective\/com\/VIP\"\u003e\u003cb\u003eHttps:\/\/thepreppyestatecollective\/com\/VIP\u003c\/b\u003e\u003c\/a\u003e\u003cb\u003e and receive your promo code today! \u003c\/b\u003e\u003cspan class=\"s2\"\u003e🤍\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"teelaunch","offers":[{"title":"Default Title","offer_id":47619385819326,"sku":"9727","price":50.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0738\/7883\/1294\/files\/lemon3.png?v=1781303688","url":"https:\/\/thepreppyestatecollective.com\/products\/dont-be-a-dick-funny-lemon-serving-platter","provider":"The Hydrangea House","version":"1.0","type":"link"}